It has been a very eventful day for me. The Israeli Zionist infidels have been poking around some caves in the neighborhood. It is a good thing they haven't found me, praised be Allah. However, because of the presence of the oppressors, I was unable to go to mosque today and I was feeling very depressed, in addition to being oppressed and compressed.
However, my good good friend and dear brother, Mustafa, has noticed my pain. He has arranged for our group to have a sermon here deep in the ground. I was able to get a copy of the sermon and translate some of it for you. I'm sorry that I wasn't able to get you the real juicy part, I couldn't let my brothers know that I am in contact with the outside world. I have added subtitles in English so that all the infidels would be able to understand the word of Allah and Mohammed his prophet.