Training Video

Many people have sent me emails requesting tips on how to become an effective suicide bomber. Although it is impossible for me to train people in the art of suicide bombing on the internet, this video explains the fundamental principles to suicide bombing. The video was filmed at the Al Q'Utaya training facility. For security reasons I am unable to share any details, such as location and organizational affiliation, of the training camp. Remember, suicide bombing can be a blast but if not done properly it can lead to catastrophic results!

A Country's Problem - Yahud

Well, my infidel friends, if you think that when I complain about the problems that the Jews (Yahud) cause us I am really at fault, boy are you in for a surprise! All that I tell you about the Jews is true, it is not made up and it is not my fault. In fact, they cause problems in other places of the world - such as Kazakhstan. Here is a video for you to see about the problems they cause in Kazakhstan. It is called Mogozrobitcher Domuvon, which means "In My Country There Is A Problem," in Kazakh. Watch it and then you can come to your own conclusions.

Song and lyrics by Borat Sagdiyev, a news reporter for the state run Kazakhstan television. With such impressive credentials it's hard to deny the validity to his statements. The video was produced by Azamat Bogatov, a world famous producer who can do a much better job than the pagan Steven Spielberg even if his eyes were blindfolded. Besides, Spielberg is an American Jewish infidel!

We Need Obama!

Today is a big day for Hillary Clinton. Many think it's do or die for her campaign. But honestly, what is she thinking? Does she really think that the American public will vote for her instead of Barack Hussein Obama? Why do the Americans even allow women to run for office, it's a waste of time, money and energy. In the Arab world, we don't even bother to waste anything on them. Just give Hillary a burka and tell her not to meddle in Obama's business. Obama needs to win the election; the whole Arab world is counting on it.

Promo Video

Greetings, friends!

There is a relatively new video which my organization produced to play on Palestinian television. It shows clips of all the activities we do. Starting from little children in kindergarten through adult education. It also shows some footage of the results of our activities.

The promotional video has caused a great influx of applicants for the cause. Watch it and you'll understand why. It shows what a day of my life is like, sort of. Enjoy!

Betrayal

Do you know what true betrayal feels like? People compare it to having a knife stuck in your back, but this isn't true. The pain is worse than being beheaded - trust me, I know! I considered Binzana a true loyal friend of mine, but he betrayed me. I pray that Mohammad should smite him with the wrath of Allah.

I went to check up on my goat, Sharmota, and behold! Binzana was raping poor Sharmota! In addition to the fact that Sharmota was mine and not his, she is only two years old!! Hasn't he ever heard about age of consent? Not only is he a rapist, but he is also a pedophile!

To make a long story short, Binzana ran away from the cave and is nowhere to be found. Rumor has it that he surrendered to the Zionist infidels who are using him to gain information about my company. What a traitor!

As for Sharmota, she had to be killed. There is no age of consent for mercy killings in Islam, regardless if it's a person or animal. I had great hopes for Sharmota, but those will never be realized. My consolation is that I know Allah is vengeful and will take revenge against Binzana for me.

Rest in piece, Sharmota, rest in peace.

P.S. This is not an April Fools' joke, this is true!

I Have Electricity!

The Israelis have cut our electricity claiming that it's a punishment for terror acts, but I know that's not true. They did it in an attempt to stop me from blogging to you. They were afraid of what would happen if you would really understand what goes on here in the bowels of the caves. But we managed on getting generators here to get our electricity back on in the caves so we can continue our work.

I made a special generator for my computer which allows me to blog no matter what the Israelis do. For security reasons I cannot show you pictures of the technology we have here, but the picture on the left is of a similar model in use in India today.

There is much which I need to discuss with you, but for now it is enough that I delight you with the personal victory I had over the Israeli Zionist Occupation Forces.

Practicing Terror is Freedom

First of all I want to apologize to you for not updating you about my exciting life in a while. There was a lot of work we had to do before Bush's visit started. But there is something I wanted to ask you. Bush came here to make "peace" and the first thing he does is threatens war. I'm no big fan of the Iranians; they shower less than us. But why doesn't the American government support Iranian terror just as they support Palestinian terror? Why are our Iranian brothers being denied their Allah-given right to perpetrate terror?!? In the video of the standoff between American and Iranian boats they make the Americans seem like victims. Well, there's another video out there that the media won't show you (it's amazing how frightened the media is of the truth). It's a video a friend of mine took in Iraq and sent to me. It shows the barbaric actions of American soldiers.