Friday Sermon Live

It has been a very eventful day for me. The Israeli Zionist infidels have been poking around some caves in the neighborhood. It is a good thing they haven't found me, praised be Allah. However, because of the presence of the oppressors, I was unable to go to mosque today and I was feeling very depressed, in addition to being oppressed and compressed.

However, my good good friend and dear brother, Mustafa, has noticed my pain. He has arranged for our group to have a sermon here deep in the ground. I was able to get a copy of the sermon and translate some of it for you. I'm sorry that I wasn't able to get you the real juicy part, I couldn't let my brothers know that I am in contact with the outside world. I have added subtitles in English so that all the infidels would be able to understand the word of Allah and Mohammed his prophet.

Salaam

Welcome to my blog. I am sure you, too, are extending a warm welcome to me, as I am to you. I am new to the world of blogging. It took some time for the internet to reach the bowels of the caves I live in. But lucky for us, Al Gore came here on a visit not long ago and brought with him this amazing new technology.

Time is short, I have a mission to accomplish. However, I will try to keep you updated of my exciting life here, and perhaps you might even want to join me.

I have attached a picture of the very first explosive device I ever made. I can remember that day like it was yesterday. I had a real blast in the workshop putting all the pieces together. My mentor and teacher did a good job with me.

I ask you for one favor, however. Please don't tell anyone about what I am doing. If I am caught I will be flogged and then beheaded. Life can be difficult here, but it is great nonetheless.